A Windows 11½ parody serves up subscriptions and Clippy 365
Definitely Not Windows is an interactive parody whose described features include updates, subscriptions and questionable apps.
A website called Definitely Not Windows presents an interactive parody of Windows 11½, with a catalogue of familiar software conventions recast for comic effect.
The site’s description, linked in a Hacker News feed on 28 September, lists subscriptions, updates, Clippy 365 and questionable apps among its features.
The brief source material does not identify the site’s creators or say when it was released. It also does not detail the interactions available on the site.
Definitely Not Windows is described as a parody, not an actual Microsoft product or Windows release.

